Never was there a better case for sarcastic quotation marks than this week’s blog post: Emily “cooks” vodka pudding shots. These pudding shots require more imbibing than cooking. So let’s get started.
(Fair disclosure: I saw this recipe on Facebook, but I added my own touch.)
1. Gather the ingredients
Pick whatever flavor combination you like. Pistachio pudding and cherry vodka? Whatever floats your boat. I’m doing chocolate and marshmallow because I’m not an animal, you disgusting philistine.
2. Mix ’em together
Combine these things:
1 pack of pudding mix
3/4 C. cold milk
3/4 C. vodka
1 tub of Cool Whip
3. Pipe it into your shot glasses
4. Fill your shot glasses
I bought plastic (recyclable) 2 oz. shot glasses on Amazon. In bulk. Don’t judge me.
Super easy. Very tasty.
Get a spoon and enjoy.
Happy New Year, everybody! I wish you the best in whacky foods and fun adventures.